Hide and go shit

The act of playing hide and go seek but you throw poop at the persons eyes who is it so they become blinded by your poop so you can run and find a new hiding space

Hey do you want to play Hide and go shit

Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”