Once you go black, you never go back

Big Dick Energy

Mary: OMFG
Boyd: You know,Once you go black, you never go back
Mary:more like, Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair

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im going to check you

I'm going to check you meaning in physical violence or lying through your teeth.

"im going to check you" rita when I see you!

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im going to peg you

being assaulted with a clothes peg.

your going to get pegged dicky

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Once you go black you never go back

Hopefully you don't base a decision on whether you're attracted to somebody on what they look like on the surface alone. It's a little bit weird to date only people who don't look like you because they don't look like you and for no other reason.

Dewey Cox's first wife- You can't be married to more than one person at the same time Dewey, neither can I, that's why I'm with Leroy now. Once you go black you never go back.
Dewey Cox- (to Edith) Edith wait! (to Darlene) It's okay, she's gone now, and she ain't coming back. This will make everybody involved happier I think.

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Go and fly, you SOUR banana!

A come back after you've been insulted by a dirt wag.

Person 1: "You're SUCH a dirt wag!!"
Person 2: "No I'm not! Go and fly, you SOUR banana!"

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im going to give you away

Fans of Crouton on wattpad will know this is slang for eating someone out.

Y/N: You have hamster pube hair!
Tsukki: im going to give you away.
Y/N: Again? 😏

Once you go black you never go back

Moreover, this quote appears in the absobloodylootely hilarious The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, shot by Velvet von Black.

- Shit! - It was a mistake, I assure you.
- Like casting George Lazenby as 007.
- Mistake, my ass. You know, once you go black you never go back.
- That's von Black, bitch.
- I need some mouthwash and a mind eraser immediately!

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