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a goalie who plays lacrosse (duh) but I would consider insane. They take balls made out of 100% rubber in the legs with out any padding for a living (not to mention the ball is going 100 mph) To be honest they don't always get hit in the legs, and they are allowed to wear shin guards but don't always...
lacrosse hater: being a goalie in lacrosse is easy all you have to do is use a huge plastic net
me: well actually you have to get drilled in the legs by 100 mph balls so its pretty hard to be a lacrosse goalie
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Makes baseball players, soccer players, hockey goalies and every other athelete excpt for rugby players look like pussies
Lacrosse goalies are the toughest people on the planet period.
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A wife or girlfriend that stops a man from participating in enjoyable activities.
A guy wants to go to a football game and the wife makes him go to Bed, Bath and Beyond; she is a Fun Goalie
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An individual with excessive and immense talent beyond any other sport or occupation besides, darts goalie.
Lily f Nicholas is the province's best darts goalie, soon to be the world's best.
Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.
My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.
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A person that has enough balls to guard a 6' by 6' net while only using his body and his stick to lead his team to victory. Lacrosse goalies are always willing and daring to put themself in the path of a 5 ounce solid rubber ball traveling at speeds in excess of 100+ mph to stop a shot. Not everyone can be a lacrosse goalie. The position requires extreme amounts of cordination, skill, and bravery. Lacrosse goalies wear little amounts of protection compared to other positions or other contact sports. The only position for a real champ on a lacrosse team.
A real man that isn't afraid to take a hit that leaves a black and blue mark the size of a dinner plate on the inside of their leg. A real leader of the team and a person that isn't afraid of anything. Someone is says... Pain goes away, Victories last a lifetime, and chick dig scars. And that is what a lacrosse goalie is.
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A person who reveals certain embellishments of another person’s comedic story or joke thereby making the comedy less funny. This act is sometimes done intentionally (stating facts) or accidentally (asking too many questions).
I understand that bananas can’t knock on doors! Stop being such a comedy goalie!