A dick that is very long and very skinny at the same time.
Girl chat- “so, have a good time with rob last night?”
“Yes but no, he kept stabbing me in the uterus with that gooseneck dick of his!”
You got a gooseneck hitch hangin' off the end of yer pick up.
when u yell at a random person real loud and they quickly turn around with their neck held high like a goose
damn man theres a hell of a lot of gooseneckers out in that yard
When you have a loose or wide fly hole in your boxers and your dong slips out thus resembling a goose's neck popping out to say hi.
"Bro, I was in the changing rooms and I didn't realise but I was goosenecking so hard, like all the way down to my devil's figs"