A gord is something that comes out of you mouth and your ass at the same time, very interesting thing.
Gord. Ahhhh.
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the living embodiment of The simpson's "comic book guy"
"I'm a pretentious fucking nerd!"
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The most insane, hyper, and awesome musician of all times
Lead singer for the Tragically Hip
Cousin: hey stop using your gord downie voice with me
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what Gord Ross Coleman calls his dick.
Gord- I can't do squat jumps because my Baby gord is too big
martha: weirdo
When you are overcome by absolute shock and attempt to express it thus with the unintentional fusing of two phrases, "Good Lord!" and "Good God!" and out comes "Good Gord!"
A friend of mine had been playing a rather dull game when all of this sudden he was completely obliterated from the side by a mass of enemies and the first thing out of his mouth was a stuttering of words and then out with "GOOD GORD!...what the HELL did I just say?!?"
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when a guy ejaculates (marshmallow) and poops (chocolate) between a girl's boobs (the graham crackers).
damn, the only thing that would have made that gord smore better would have been being a campfire doing it!
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Gord Shaft girl with extra large mouth & throat for socking dick.
I'd like to stick my enormous hourse cock down Abby's big old gord shaft!!!!
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