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Samuel Ross-Gower

A special species of Walrus of the order: Anura (Toad), family: Aegithalidae (Long Tailed Tits). It is often known to get drunk on the sea water in which it lives. In this delirious state, it donkey punches the blue whale (Order: Heather, Family: Spurr). Known to be of low fidelity, it is often hunted down by the Japanese Swordfish adept in the Ninja Arts of the Underwater.

That guy is such a jerk, he's like a Samuel Ross-Gower.

Only Samuel Ross-Gower could tap worse ass!!

by SmokingHotNinja March 11, 2009


David Gower

Steer clear of this fella

"ew is that David Gower?"

by Mr mundane cheese August 2, 2022


Gower

A city in Missouri in which nothing of any interest happens. No one wants to go to Gower. The people in Gower do not want to live in Gower. The existence of Gower has no meaning. It is the most pointless city to ever exist.

No one wants to live in Gower

by HairTheDwarf April 9, 2019


Gower

A girl/guy that is very abusive and likes to be a nerd for most of their lives they have little to no friends and now wants to fight me enjoy...

Hey just because your a Gower doesn't mean you can beat me all the time

by Gakgjfmeb jcjdjndnxj December 8, 2019


Gower

A fat creepy pedophile who will do anything in his power to make you feel vulnerable and uncomfortable. Mention anything close to sex, he is spawned like a demon in witch craft. Shoeburyness claims to be the best school about but employs people who act/look like convicted predators who’ve been interviewed by Chris Hansen.

Anyone: Gower won’t leave my bum hole alone please help me.
Every teacher: no.

by GoAbsolutelyBonkers April 21, 2019


Brodie gower

A bitch move

Brodie Gower is the definition of a bitch move

by billy Annon July 27, 2020


Sam Gower

A fat speacy 4head wanker that has had sex with a fat wanker goat called Jimmy torez that has big bongos

Sam Gower the fat cunt was cunting a cunt

by Mut cunt April 23, 2019