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A person who has an overwhelming and undeniable attractiveness that one is powerless to resist as if commanded by a force of nature.
That girl's a heavenly body all right!! When she walks down the street she forms an orbit of helpless men around her. Mmm Mmm Mmmmmmmmmm, that girls got gravity.
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A nickname for a thief so unskilled it is as though the force of gravity is trying to steal your things.
"Ah damn it, it happened again."
"What?"
"All the lights are on, my TV's on the lawn, and my dog won't come out of the bathroom."
"Ah man, it's almost like somebody tried to break in."
"It's probably just gravity, no burglar is this bad."
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A song of of A Perfect Circle Thirteenth Step. Released in 2003, it is the 12th track.
A reminder that there is always a way, a motivation, and all you have to do is remember.
I fell again
Like a baby unable to stand on my own
Tail in hand
Dizzy and clearly unable to just let this go
High and surrendering to gravity and the unknown
Catch me heal me lift me back up to the sun
I choose to live, I choose to live, I choose to live
That thing that keeps you humble and always down to earth
Gravity is good
1.) Bullshit
2.) A fat person's worst enemy
1.) Me:*Jumps off of the empire state building in hopes of flying*..........*quickly falls toward the ground while screaming"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIIIIIITTT!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU GRAVITY!"*
2.)Rosie O'Donnel(or however the fuck you spell her name i don't care):"Blergh, I tried to get out of bed this morning but my arch nemesis, Gravity, refused to show me mercy"
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To Hold it Down. Keep strong.
Phone Conversation: Aight man, good talkin to ya, gravity
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What keeps your feet on the ground. Turns off when drunk or tired.
Shit I can't walk!
Oh don't you know gravity turns off when you're drunk!
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