When something is really wet, grotty and soggy.
For example: When it rains at a British festival and everything gets super grotty and soggy - bare grotty soggs
Just fell over in a bare grotty soggs puddle and now I'm bare grotty soggs.
Onomatopoeia; Lanzarote, island in the Spanish Canaries located in the Atlantic ocean.
Bob: "I'm off one me hols next week"
Ted: "where you going?"
Bob: "Land-so-grotty" Lanzarote
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When you perform anal intercourse whilst taking a shit, then you pull the poo covered dick out of the ass and put it in the persons mouth. Therefore performing a Grotty Na Na
βI was going ham with my girl last night when I surpised her with the Grotty Na Naβ