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A moron who fails at internet posting by making an utterly stupid inane comment, but in so doing, becomes an instant internet celebrity. Essentially the internet equivalent of Jessica Simpson's comment about "chicken of the sea."
A: "That's not the groundhog making that noise, seriously. Is it?"
B: "please just delete your account and go join the church of scientology....."
A: "Fuck you guys, I'm no groundhog expert."
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When one seems to go on the same date over and over again, with either the same person or with different people.
It was groundhog date again with george last night: dinner and drinks. I'm getting kinda sick of this routine.
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The same day over and over. Doing the same things repetitively. From the movie of the same name starring Bill Murray.
My life never changes. Every day is groundhog day. Eat, work, sleep.
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The act of killing one's boner permanently by suggesting an unusual sexual act or portraying a nasty image.
Hot Chick: I can't wait to fuck. You roleplay as hilter, I'll be Mussolini.
Me: Way to spook the groundhog on that one bitch.
A sexual act during oral in which at the point of climax, the woman stops and uppercuts the man's nuts into his scrotal canal. If they see his balls shadow when they re-descend, he gets four more weeks of BJs.
Damn man. My balls still hurt from that Alabama Groundhog Jill gave me. Upside a month of sloppy toppy.
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When you are having anal sex and stop and poop in the other persons butt.
Only really sick people perform the chinese groundhog
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Military person being sent to Iraq, Afghanistan, etc., again-and-again. A term first-used by military personnel for the war in Bosnia...because many had multiple tours-of-duty. Groundhog Day was a term used by former President Clinton to refer to soldiers returning for a tour-of-duty to the same war-zone they've been to in the past.
Oh #$@&! It's Groundhog Day for me; I have to go back to Iraq for another tour-of-duty. Former Vice President Cheney's war sucks!
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