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I was born in Calgary and was raised just outside of it. Not to bore the shit out of anyone, but living outside of it for 40 + years was more than I could personally stand. I actually am the "real Deal", rodeoing for 23 years and working in practically all fields of employment. It is a town full of pretentious wanna-be's that once a year form a gigantic 8 foot deep screw-fest called the Stampede. I entered it twice and can say without a doubt that lethbridge even has a better show. They say that line about the best form of flattery, but that town go's so far past the point it is unbearable to contestants, so 90% don't even stick around long enough to eat. I believe the best thing I have done is move 2 hours further away from that puss-factory with plans of even getting further out. Acreages get bought up by lawn mowing oil idiots and nice places in town are meth labs. Sound a little sour? Take a good look around you while your in town and then try to find some silence out of town. If your not from here, heed my words. In the 60s and 70s, It was good, from a kids point of view. but rest assured, Calgary sucks.
Calgary was a great place to grow up in the 60s and 70s.
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Australian descriptive metaphor.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
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A person should act their age and not be spiteful or childish
An admin from a nufc site reported me for showing him up in front of his page members and outing him as a liar, which resulted in me getting banned. He needs to "grow the fuck up" childish fkin alcoholic baby!!
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i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up is the best come back in the history of time. if anyone says this they will absolotly kill there opponent or they will fall to the ground and cry
person 1: shutup ur gay 😂
person 2: i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 😘
person 1: *dies*
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How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.
Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP
Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*
Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*
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