Gruff

A term used to describe a person, place, thing, activity, or action as uncharacteristically gross, deviant, socially unacceptable or weird.

Wow! Ryan's house is filthy-- look at the piles of gruff everywhere.

Peter has a huge collection of gruff ass stag movies. So big, he could gruff himself for a century!

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Gruff

Hater(s).

These gruff can't stand the GOAT. /or/ He prefers books, and considers himself a bit of a TV gruff. /or/ Karen is such a gruff.

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Gruff

The worst adjective possible to describe someone or something. There is no other word that is worse than gruff except for gruff itself!

Isabella is gruff.

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Gruff

A scrotal beard. Usually resembles the facial hair worn by wizards.

I condition my gruff every day to keep it smooth and silky for the ladies.

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Gruff

Another word for pussy. Mostly used as an insult.

"Shut-up your a gruff!"

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Goat's Gruff

An extremely dangly, wooly, hairy scrotum.

Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?

I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.

Gruff-knot

Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.

"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"

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