grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.

I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.

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The Grunch

Hi, everyone I'm new around and I would just like to tell a bit of my experience with the grunch.

I would not recomend to see grunch 1 and 2 one after the other, specially if you prepare it to end the marathon at midnigth.

So i had a bad dream where I could not move and try to scream to my dad and my body star it to move like if every muscle wanted to move to diferent directions.

So I would say all of you guys should give it a try specially if you sleep alone. ANd have a "hell" of a ride, just for fun, just try to do not think too much about it.

Any experience of any here???

the grunch is + however ending the marathon at midnigth is -

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Asshole Grunch Fuck

when you are very tired and cranky, you fuck someone in the ass

when i woke up, tired, i "asshole grunch fucked" a girl

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Get Your Grunch On

The act of grunching for a sustained period of time. Self fistation, a period of masturbation through the act of fisting yourself in the arse with resultant fecal leakage, and possible blood loss.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem here Nurse?
Nurse: Im afraid its another case of blood loss
Doctor: To get your grunch on you have to be more careful

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grunch brush

The hairy s*** covered taint area on a man or woman

That was the worst p**** I've ever seen did you see the grunch brush on that chickI

Grimble Grunching

Grimble grunching is when bros out here chiefan dat fake weed.

This nigga really grimble grunching right now

Grunching

The act of felching ones own cum and juices after munting someone, all while gooning for an extended period of time.

My friend and I are going grunching later.