off guard

Off Guard simply means when somebody least expects it

Imma catch that motherfucker off guard and beat his ass.

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Guarding the beer

Making out/ hooking up, primarily in a party setting. Typically in front of the beer/keg/etc. and effectively "guarding" any other party goers from reaching it.

They were guarding the beer for hours. Though I must admit they did a good job, nobody bothered taking any of the beer that was behind them.

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Coast Guard

You may disrespect them, think that they don't do as much work as the Marines or Navy.

But when you're in the 10 degrees water in a storm surrounded by sharks and 20 feet tall tidal waves, you're gonna have a hella lot respect for them.

Respect the US Coast Guard.

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Color Guard

A combination of smiling, determination, pretty colors, pain, jazz running, hard work, dancing, staying in step, endurance, muscle, tight clothing, flags, rifles, sabres, spinning, tossing, makeup, counting, angles, intense heat, freezing cold, band camp, talent, practice, precision, music, visuals, beauty, inside jokes, friends, and total awesomeness.

The color guard is the pretty part of the band.

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Guard Bitch

We all know that females travel in packs. The guard bitch is the ugly friend(s) that guard the hot girls from unwanted men.

I went to the club the other night and i totally got cock blocked by a guard bitch!

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old guard

a defender and protector of the good ol' days of a hobby or tradition, usually violently opposed to any new additions to their hobby.

I, Spaz De Kat, as an old guard of the Dungeons and Dragons game, have this to say: 4th Edition can suck my dick the same way it sucks at life.

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point guard

in a basketball team the job of the point guard is to bring the ball up the court and to initiate the plays. They are usually a smaller player in the team and possess strong ball handling and long range shooting abilities.

"and the miami point guard, jason williams, sets it up"

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