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A guitarplayer who plays in church and tries to be an organ. Probably owns unnecessary amounts of reverb and light overdrive pedals, in addition to a volumepedal.
I was bummed out, because the worship guitarist didn't turn up at church-
When you only clip the nails of the four fingers that hold the strings down, cause you're to lazy to cut them all, and you just wanna play guitar.
my stupid fingernails keep messing up my chords... time for a Guitarist's Manicure.
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Guitarist who repeatedly decides to step out of the rhythm of the song and try to wow the audience with a flashy guitar solo, rather than just continuously play chords.
Lead Guitarist (to sound guy): I'm gonna do a solo, so turn me way up and turn everybody else way down.
Lead guitarist (to bassist): Dude, I get way more pussy than you.
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the mild pain, soreness, or erection of the nipple often caused by leaning over a guitar and pushing the edge against one's chest.
"I had such a bad Guitarist's Nipple after that concert last night. It's like someone cut off my nipple in my sleep and sewed on a quarter instead."
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A guitarist that will have no legacy as a guitar player in the music scene.
Mainly a bedroom/studio guitarist that makes content for his or hers Instagram or YouTube account to get clout for there own fake ego.
Struggles to form bands with people due to there inflated ego and bad attitude towards other musicians.
These npc guitar players are mainly guitar "shredders" that like to "play fast" and think there's nobody at there level. But they can't even do a perfect song structure for a song.
Hey bro" did ya see that aswome guitarist vid I sent ya on insta"
Yeah bro "but he is just a npc guitarist"
a guitarist in your band that is a bit queerish
hey i think are guitarist is a gay guitarist wadda you think
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jimi hendrix... he's the god...
all along watch towers
little wing
angel
wind cries mary
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