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Five Guys Cigarettes

A fast food outlet where the manager is shopping pot out the back.

I'm not buying legally, I'm off down to Five Guys to get me some Five Guys cigarettes.

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

Five Guys Special

The Five Guys Special is when two Five Guys employees work a double together and immediately go to their car after work to hook up and use the extra hamburger grease as lube.

Jordan said “Hey did you hear what happened behind five guys yesterday?”
Meagan says “yeah didn’t _ and _ get caught doing a Five Guys Special?”