A woman who has been through a full round of the Scottish Army at any point in her life, as referred to by the men involved in said activity.
Guy: Hey, whats up Haggis?
Girl: I hate you.
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Haggis is an epic dish. Haggis is the definition of happiness and goodness. EAT IT NOW!!!
Person 1: Have you tasted haggis?
Person 2: Yes, and it tasted so bad!
Person 1: WHAT THE HAGGIS DID YOU SAY!?
*Kills person*
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A magical creature which spouts a mountain of lies and bullshit. Usually Ginger and small, it is a very unsociable creature and does not trust anyone.
A haggis usually seeks to undermine others who get in its way. It may lie to get close to people, before selling them up stream.
Haggis: Wanna Ride In My Ferrari?
Haggis: Im not brining in my driving lisence cos you will steal it
Haggis: Every girl fancies me
Haggis: Ive been to jail
Haggis
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The mixture of semen and poop in a gay man's underwear
Fag #1: "Hey, do you know how to get this Haggy stain out my favorite banana hammock underwear?"
Fag #2: "No, can we just have gay sex and listen to OAR instead?"
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Word that one would say then some thing goes tits-up!!! Its the word that sparked off the other word, Hagred
Nial askes " R u lot coming out 2night??"
Ross says " No, i'm eating bannas 2night"
Jordie replys " No, i'm well too poor"
Aggi replys " No i like sleep to much and i'm old, and i'm fitting my new stair lift!!"
Nial says "Haggied!!!!!!!!"
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More well known as a scottish delicacy
but also used as an insult between friends as it is not that insulting
Mouldy Haggis
Skanky Haggis
Mouldy Haggis with baby poo hair
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When ingesting large quantities of marijuana, some people may experience a sensation of be weighed down, to the point where they feel as if they cannot move. The name for this is βThe Haggiesβ, referring to the βHagβ which is a sleep paralysis demon that is believed to pin people down. Despite the negative connotations of the name βThe Haggiesβ are quite enjoyable.
βYo, bruh! U good?β
βI smoked way too much, I got the Haggiesβ
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