half and half

A beverage made up of half cold beer and half warm urine served to the biggest asshole at a social event after he's bummed every one out.

Dude, after that asshole started in with his superior attitude and kept bragging about the number of foreclosures he's done, Johnny fixed him up with a half and half .

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Half and Half

Half regular Wawa Coffee and half Cappacino (reg or vanilla) or one of those carmel or mocha Caps they got now. Removes the need to put cream & sugar in the coffee.

person: do ya want something from Wawa?
me: Yeah, coffee. Half reg, hald vanilla cap.

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Half and Half

A meaning for half high Half drunk.

Man i was Half and Half last night.

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half and halfs

Persons who carry, usually the best genetics of two races. The worlds' best looking women, and the most handsome men, are of mixed ethnic origins. A type of genetic perfection of the homo sapien species is underway due to facility of global communication and transportation systems.

Barack Obama is from the genetic blending of a black man and a white woman. Barack and other half and halfs are still beset by oxymoronic racial stereotypes.

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Half n half

Having sex in which half the time is oral and the other half is "regular"

She gave me a half n half

half and half creampie

As you reach climax while having vaginal heterosexual intercourse you dump half your semen load into the vagina, halfway through ejaculating pull your penis out of the vagina and quickly insert it into the anus where you deposit the rest of your semen load, thus creating the half and half creampie.

Christy :"OMG Mark!!! you feel so good inside me! I want you to come inside my Pussy and Ass! give me that half and half creampie."
Mark " Agghh god aaaghhh fsck aahghhh uugghhhh"

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Half and Half Party

A party in which the guys “conveniently” forget to wear pants.

As first mentioned in a classic episode of Billups and McBride.

McBride: "Chet, you know what we should do?"
Billups: "What's that Gabe?"
McBride: "We should throw a half and half party."
Billups: "A half and half party? What's that?"
McBride: "Well, we get some kegs and then the guys show up first and we all start drinking. Then when the ladies show up, we say 'Would you feel more comfortable if we put our pants on?"

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