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to "hamburgle" is to make love to the ass without any actual penetration of said ass. hamburgling is comparable to titty fucking a set of breasts, the difference being that your dick is between a set of ass cheeks rather than a set of breasts.
"so man, did you get any the other night?"
"yeah dude, I hamburgled that ass all night long"
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A miserable condition, whereby an object or thing, has been bruised and mutilated, beyond repair or any remedy.
Tom the feline cat just hamburgled the family's pet ferret.
Someone just squeezed this bag of pretzels... They've been hamburgled
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the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)
Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.
When you're at the bar, talking to a pretty girl, and when she goes to the bathroom, a fat chick steals her seat.
*guy and girl having a fun time at the bar*
*girl gets up from her bar stool and walks to the bathroom*
*guy turns to find a fat chick has stolen the open bar stool*
guy: "Oh snap, I just got hamburglered."
Someone who steal hamburgers, and cheeseburgers from popular fast food chains.
Damn Tony, the hamburgler struck again last night