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The Hampden-Sydney man is rich, white, alcoholic, often mistaken for a typical douchey wasp people fail to realize the H-SC man follows a strict honor code and in general is very respectful toward any female who isn't acting like a drunk slut trying to get free alcohol and drugs. The H-SC man typically graduates and attains a lucrative job, often his fathers line of work, but not always. Law school is the most common post graduation plan. The brotherhood at Hampden-Sydney is something you don't find many places on earth.
Girl 1: so where did you go last night at the party?!
Girl 2: I got separated from our group, luckily a Hampden-Sydney man found me and made sure I was safe until I got back to my place
Girl 1: that's awesome.
Girl 2: he was drinking straight whiskey and his family owns a place at the beach and in the mountains.
The college version of Woodberry Forest.
Girl 1: Who's that gorgeous guy in the seersucker pants and a polo shirt over there?
Girl 2: Oh that's (insert name). He went to Woodberry and now he goes to Hampden-Sydney. He has a lot of hot friends too.
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The only way for a dumbass with money to go to school.
HSC student 1: "Damn thats a really nice gym they just built."
HSC student 2: "Yeah my dad built that to get me in here since my gpa was a 1.5 and I only got an 800 on my SAT's. I can't believe I mispelled my name."
HSC student 1: "God I love being ignorant and having money."
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It is the home of the emotionally and mentally challenged. Only rich, pompous, faggy fucknuts attend because they are too stupid to be admitted into any other school that is inhabited solely by trust-fund cunts such as Harvard, Princeton, and USC. The only real difference between HSC and the others listed is that the HSC population is entirely homosexual. Seersucker pants, polo shirts with popped collars, and that HSC is an all male college are the greatest indicators to the incredible amount of pompous homosexuality of all who inhabit HSC. God hates HSC and every person that goes there needs to be beaten down with a rusty shovel being that it would be a favor to mankind.
EXAMPLE 1
hey, are you a pompous homosexual who wears seersucker pants and polo shirts with popped collars?
yeah
you are a huge fag. you go to Hampden Sydney College don't you?
why yes i do
EXAMPLE 2
hey, i beat off onto my cereal every morning.
do you go to hsc?
yes, yes i do
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A really shit school in High Wycombe that thinks they are so much better than they actually are.
It is barely a grammar school, on the same level with non-grammar schools to be honest.
The people there are really stuck up their arses.
Commonly abbreviated to JHGS.
Person 1: Hey bro! I just got into John Hampden Grammar School!!
Person 2: No way bro!! You're going to a shit school, congrats!
Person 1: I know right!!
Person 2: Get ready to become a selfish prick!
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A psychopathic prison that prides itself on its academic excellence. The inmates see it as a noun uncoordinated show of confusion.
Today I went to Hampden Charter School of Science.
A finishing school for bigots.
The typical student at Hampden-Sydney College hates everyone except for other white men.
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