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When your older brother gets a hooker and drops an extra $20 so you can have a sloppy seconds hand job.
All I got for my 18th birthday was a hand me down job.
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A girl who dates a guy and he hands her down to his friend and he hands her down to his friend and he hands her dow to his friend and so on.
Becca is a hand-me-down-bitch. She dated John then his friend Bill, then his friend Tom.
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A non personal stimuli way of relaxing, consisting of lounging in front of the TV and slipping ONE hand in the waist band of your pants or (preferably) sweats or underwear so that your hand comes to rest just above your pubic area and to the left ( if your left hand ) or vice versa for the right.
Edward: You going out tonight?
Don: Nah, I'm just going to chill and do some "Hand(s) down the pants" time in front of the tube.
Edward: Deceptively Elegant, yet surprisingly simple
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Local band from New Jersey. The next Fall Out Boy?
ashlei: hand me down buick is playing at the firehall tonight!!!
brittney: omg no wai!!!
ashlei: ya wai we should totes go!!!
brittney: kool my mom can drive us!!!
ashlei: awsum tell her to pick us up like an hour after the show so we can like stare at the hawt band memberz!!!
brittney: omg jp is sooooooo fiiiine!!!
ashlei: lolz i no i wonder if hes single!!!
brittney: lets stalk hiz myspace lolz!!!
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sort of like hand me down clothes
but in a sexual meaning...
when your friend is tired of his girlfriend, having sex, he passes her down to their friend in order to fulfill his needs, because he's tired of wearing her on his cock...
see joke sex
Bro I just had sex with Tony's gf...
Thats not sex, thats hand me down sex, she's available b/c Tony passed her down to other guys...
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A man gets on his hands and knees and gets a reach around while having his asshole eaten out.
See also
"English Duster"
Boy I tell ya,
If I keep getting these hand me down reach arounds I'll never have to worry about prostate cancer.
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Two guys sit on the same toilet, facing opposite directions, while reaching around and giving the other guy a handjob. As this occurs, both guys are taking a huge crap, and aftrwards, each guy fingers the other's butthole.
"Hey, there is only one toilet, let's just share this one."
"Alright, and maybe we can do some Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down while we're at it?"
"Of course, just make sure that you wash your hands real good when we're done."
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