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(n.) the act of wearing an unflattering pair of underwear, erroneously calculating that no one would see you in your underwear for the day.
Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.
Person 1: Lauren saw me in my workout-only boxer briefs today
Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.
A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack
That stupid dude is such a mike hanes
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The description of someone whose thighs are chubbily hanging around a loose fitting pair of hanes underwear briefs. When someone who has thunder thighs wears whitey tighties.
"Yo man, put on some pants. You don't want to be seen in those beefy hanes of yours."
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this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.
Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
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Hanee is a very complex combination of two - not eventually relied - feelings that one luxemburgish person develops when seeing - for example a person taking a shit and doesn't have TP - but has sympathy and at the same time the knowing that the disaster happening to the "Hanee"ed person.
A shy girl but very nice friend. She loves animals and likes to explore. If u ever get a Hanely u wont regret it. They are the best and they make u feel better when u have a bad day. She is smart so dont forget to ask for help if u have homework problems. She is really sensitive but does not show it. She can be wild and weird sometimes but she is a good friend. she is mysterious some times, u cant tell what shes up to.
Person: I had a friend Hanely but i did the mistake of letting her go.
Friend: lucky, Why did u leave her.