Is when you take a shite in undergarments then rip them off and go raaa and wipe your kegs in the boilers face hence the hankey
Bolam came home one night and thought fuck it I will give her a dorty hankey
A 41 year old DJ with booty that won't quit.
Girl: Congrats you Hankey Stankey you ruined my life
When you have to take a shit so bad that you release a mini Mr. Hankey.
Remember when Megan let out a Hankey Baby in Math Class?
n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.
"We're gonna need more arse hankey; my bum caught a cold."
The act of pulling the plum off of oneself.
He was home, he was alone, so inevitably he had a ted hankey.
somewhere that you get caught fucking a girl
i was fucking my girl then it turned into a hankey farm when her dad walked in
a very old, fragile, and smelly man. This person does not have much time left on earth and his eyesight worsens by the minute.
habble hankey was ran over on his 91st birthday