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HAPS

Acronym for "Host for Aged Penis and Sperm". Refers to a woman who wants to be impregnated by a much older man.

"Her boyfriend is 78? But she's 22!"
"Yeah she's a HAPS"

by OptimusSlime August 3, 2023


HAPS

Hey Arnold Poop Soup (HAPS) is a deity that uses his powers to erase you. After you’re erased, you get set to a realm called “HAPS REALM”. You get to see Haps, Moai, Saps, and etc. You say his name (Haps) to activate it and say the persons name you want to delete.

HAPS @ozzy
HAPS @jtm
HAPS @kaleb
HAPS @carlos
HAPS @israel
HAPS @c5
HAPS @tito

by Sqpskaleb September 19, 2020


The Haps

Happy Birthday

Hi bro. 'The Haps'. Hope it's a good one. Have a drink on me.

by aliciazs October 4, 2010

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hap

"hap" is a relatively new word, with limited explanation, as i believe to be true:
'hap' can be used to decribe something to be like hap, or as hap.
hap is the right way to do something (like ettiquette), the fast, simple, new, technologically developed way to do something. You could say "nah, dont send mail by post, use E-mail, its hap"
hap is a very positive word wit ha lot of uses!
You could can describe an idea or an object or place as hap too, examples being, (loosely) freedom, a night club or beach, (highly energetic happy environment and atmosphere).
Hap is also used as a goodbye or pickup expression, to mean well (akin to 'may the force be with you' as may only good things happen for you etc.
hap = good karma? :)

"nah, dont send mail by post, use E-mail, its hap"
"dude, that club is HAP!"
"aww come on mate, its not that bad, *hap*"

by phoenix_pete July 11, 2005

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Happing

To pretend to be happy while feeling depressed.

Harry didn't want me to know he was struggling so he acted upbeat and joyful...he shouldn't be happing like that.

by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017

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Hap

A person or animal who is happy or looks happy all of the time

My dog is such a hap.

What a hap my brother is!

by Joe June 2, 2004

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hap hap

one of the best people. awesome dude that always makes u laugh. if u find a hap hap consider yourself very very lucky. ILYNH hehe

Hey d you know hap hap?
no...
wow that sucks he's great

by . . u̵̧͕͚̩͔̺̬̩̹͒̄͛̑̇͊̓̚m̂̇͗̒̕͞ October 23, 2019

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