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The adult/handyman/DIY'ers equivalent to a candy store.
On weekends I love to wander the aisles at Harbor Freight.
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small town of Washington State where old people live and many teenagers reside. Old people enjoy the town, while the teenagers hate it.Everyone sits around til 9 comes. That is when everyone drives around waiting who will volunteer to throw the party tonight. People often meet at the McDonalds parkinglot, where it is not uncommon to see 40 teenagers at a time (half of them already drunk). There are parties every weekend and often people sleep in their cars. Weed is found in humungous quantities, but quality is hard to find.
Teenagers get wasted in Gig Harbor every night.
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Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who has contracted pubic lice, colloquially known as crabs, whilst also smelling of fish.
“Dude how’d it go with Sarah last night?”
“Aweful, total harbor patrol if you catch my drift.”
The best of the worst. Tool and widget retailer in the U.S. who sells heap, sketchy, one-time-use tools made only of the finest Chinesium. These products typically are all labled "Known to the state of Cancer to cause california". Other names for this retailer include "Harmful Fright Fools" and "The Usual Scumbags". Don't forget to engage your Safety Squints when using the brittle, shrapnel-sending devices purchased here.
I don't have enough money to buy a "Fap-On" tool... Guess I will head down to the usual scumbags "Harbor Freight" to purchase some cancer.
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The City between rich ass West Bloomfield township and shit hole Pontiac, Michigan. also known to be destroyed by kids in the early 2000 and current.
Crimes by civilians under the age of 18 in 1990s-99 (84.7%)
Crimes by civilians under the age of 18 in 2000s-10 (278.1%)
Fastest Growing Crime rate in Michigan by under the age of 18
List of Police reported names:
William Gregory
Malike Martin
Dre Saunders
Peter Difranco
Dominic Huhn
Danial Munoz
Kevin Belane
David Jacobs
Andrew Myer
Bill Thomas
Drew Patterson
Katie Dudley
Tashawn Mccoy
Skyler Tatem
Brandon Huhn
you smoke weed you skate and you chill
you def from keego harbor
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A racist word for a Japanese person or someone of Japanese decent. This word is derived from the attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. This not often take seriously, and is found humorous to many Japanese. Simular to the slang 'cracker' and white people.
Ignore Alanah, she is a harbor bomber.
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Town in the Northern part of the Lower Peninsula of Michigan. Very touristy town, with crazy rich fuckers coming in every summer with their damn poodles and pink shirts, wearing beige shorts and a sweater tied around their necks. Aptly named Fudgies, due to the quantity of fudge they digest. Inversly, the winter fudgies can be just as bad, with the trust fun babies coming up to visit Boyne Mountain and Nubs Nob, the two local ski hills. Their attitude towards the locals is one of condemnation and snobbery. All in all, Harbor Springs is a nice place to live if you enjoy wildlife and a natural feeling, and can deal with snotty preps year round.
Harbor Springs is a veritable prep town.
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