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A drug and alcohol infested town located in the smallest county in Indiana where the boys will steal from a homie and skeet on anything that moves.
"Hey Joe"
"yeah, what up pup"?
"Let's cruise Hartford Skitty for AA ho in our purple ride".
"Hell yes; count me in. Let's smoke crack with the toothless bitch & skeet parallel on her skank ass".
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A wealthy town in Connecticut where Jews reside, McMansions sparkle, kids think they have street cred, and the center thrives with ugly rich, melodramatic teenagers wearing eyeliner and polo shirts.
Guy 1: Dude, look at the ugly bitch with the BMW!
Guy 2: Yeah, she must be from West Hartford.
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1. Home to the the most "ghetto" non-black middle-upper class 9th graders in Central New York.
2. Suburb next to Utica
1. Wannabe-Black Kid: MAH YOU WHITEBOY!
Whiteboy: Shut the fuck up, you're not even black.
2. "Let's go to New Hartford!"
"Where's that?"
"Near Utica!"
"Let's not!"
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the suburb of the city that god forgot (see utica)
let's go to new hartford!
-where's that?
near utica..
-where's that?
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Originally inspired by the name of a sandwich, a Hartford Grinder is pretty much anything dirty you can imagine
"He gave her the ol' hartford grinder".
"She looks like she's been through the hartford grinder a few times."
"I'm gonna do a few hartford grinders on myself before that date."
A town in New York State, populated by white trash who think they're WASPs.
New Hartford guy: "We're going to our second home for the weekend."
Normal guy: "Second home? You own two trailers?"
An extremely wealthy suburb in upstate New York much like Greenwich, CT or Beverly Hills, CA. Don't even bother moving here in you're not a millionaire. Tourists, however, are always welcome.
Donald Trump: "I flew to New Hartford yesterday for a haircut."
Wealthy New Hartford man: "Let's go to my $500,000 mansion and rub whip cream on our bodies in front of the fire."
Wealthy New Hartford women: "When I'm depressed I like to roll around in a big pile of money to lift myself up."
Bumper Sticker on a New Hartford SUV: WHOEVER DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS!
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