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A method developed by the Native Americans to conserve as much food as possible during deadly winters. The act involves sifting through feces for chunks of corn and nuts.
Sleeping Wolf: My my Little Bear, your poo is rich with the Second Harvest.
Little Bear: Yeah I ate Mexican last night.
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The short time between the day after Christmas to the day after New Year's Day that many n00bs and newbs join video game communities because of such new players getting christmas gifts. As such, there is a lot of free kills for the experienced players during these times. Such is called the Annual Noob Harvest.
Player 1: Ey, it's Noob Harvest time! Time to Rek-...
10 other Newbs/Noobs: Uuuuh hi, I'm kinda new here...
Player 1: Oh no...
This is the practice of amassing large numbers of virtual "friends" via Facebook or Cheezburger.com or some other social network site. The actual friend harvester may have far more of these virtual friends than he or she has familiarity with of the time to interact with.
Surely Meredith is engaging in friend harvesting, she has amassed a collection of 1050 "friends." I wonder how many has she known personally?
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(verb) The illegal removal of human organ(s) and/or tissue without a person’s consent; generally to be sold on the black market for organ transplants.
I wouldn’t have a drink with that guy, he looks like the type who will drug you and you'll wake up missing one of your kidneys.
My brother slept at a sleezy hotel in South America and was the victim of an organ harvest.
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when you get a bunch of hoochies over and try to get some by playing strip poker
them titties at the last hoe harvest were nice
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1. Natural harvest is a cookbook dedicated to the prestigious culinary feat of cooking with semen.
The most popular of of its recipes is Semen Cheesecake.
2. Slang for when a girl swallows.
Susan: Wow, Candice, your skin looks so beautiful and you’re glowing!
Candice: I know! It’s all due to my new cookbook Natural Harvest.
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The act of viewing (and downloading) large amounts of pornographic material on the internet in one session.
Gabe: "During one of my porn harvests, I´m pretty sure I found a picture of my wife."
Tycho: "God, just let me.... Whoa! Does she really do that?"
Gabe: "Not when I´m around."
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