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Don't hassle it

often used by the zoo krew of costa mesa, the phrase is used to tell others to chill out, or it'll be alright.

"hey cutty boy don't hassle it!"

by andrew simo June 11, 2006


Wiener Hassling

The act of violently urging someone to examine your "wiener" (penis), and give you a detailed report.

Dude, earlier on, i was in Starbucks when an old man pulled down his pants and started Wiener Hassling me. He said, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY WIENER!!!"

by Wiener dude August 17, 2009

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Hassle Cat

A person who will not leave you alone

Fred you asked me that five times , quit being such a hassle cat!

by Tim McQuaig January 4, 2004

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Hassle loads

A person who its a hassle around; someone who fucking wreaks your head because they won't shut the hell up!

jen allen is hassle loads.

Me: fuck! hassle loads is coming over don't talk to her!

by red_knickers June 16, 2008

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hassle units

A "hassle unit" is a standard unit of measure defined by a scale from 0 to 100 used to indicate the difficulty involved in completing a task. The low end of the scale (0) indicates that the task is easy and will be accomplished without effort. The high end (100) indicates that the task will require massive amounts of effort to complete and is nearly impossible.

"Meeting you for lunch today will require 10 hassle units, the restaraunt isn't too far from my office."

"Rewriting that entire proposal before end of business today will require 90 hassle units, but we'll do our best."

"Deciphering John Kerry's position on Iraq requires 99 hassle units.

by Steve Jackson October 12, 2004

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Plastic Hassles

1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.

Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."

Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"

by x BILKO x September 12, 2016


Side Hassle

When your side hustle becomes more trouble than it's worth.

Everyone said this was an easy way to make some extra cash, but my side hustle is turning into a side hassle.

by February 22, 2022