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BLACK HAUS

A German brand of blackberry schnapps liqueur. Blackberry Schnapps is a strong, dry spirit produced using the distillation of blackberries. Frequent consumption of Black Haus will ultimitely lead to disgust for the smell/sight/or mere mention of it. Black Haus-induced blackouts are common and might result in public urination, the inability to bathe or shower yourself, frequently dropping your belongings, and listening to Garth Brooks' "Friends in Low Places" 25 times in a row.

Sober Friend #1: "Liz and Danielle drank so much Black Haus last night that they fell down in the middle of the street, droppped everything out of their purses, and kept walking without picking anything up...twice in a ten minute period."
Sober Friend #2: "Man, Black Haus fucks you up. It's a good thing Erin and Mary were there to grab all their shit before it got run over."

by E is for E Money November 21, 2006

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Haus of GaGa

Lady GaGa's personal creative production team. They create many of her clothes, stage props and hairdos. Their name can be seen in a few of GaGa's music videos.

"Ew, who gave Lady GaGa that horrid bubble dress for The Fame Ball Tour?"

"The Haus of GaGa! Who else?"

by Đăķåņą September 29, 2009

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Big Haus

The biggest pimp to ever walk the streets of south western Pennsylvania. He gets more pootietang than any one man in history. Big Haus got his start when attending wing night with his friend and up and coming rapper, C-Zer.

Gibby: Yo, Big Haus was OK in my book till he did my mom.
C-Zer: Dat's what Big Haus does yo...should have seen it coming.

by Cross Country Pimp October 13, 2011

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Hot Haus

This is an organization of dwinklets that live in the caves of deceit. There are 36 current members, all dwinklets. They never die or reproduce. There is an estimated 102 dwinklets on this earth and they all are making their way to the Hot Haus. They can walk, climb, and swim. This allows them to get over any type terrain but very slowly. Once they all arrive at the Hot Haus they will turn the heat up to 102 degrees in the cave and pour hot wax all over each others bodies. They do this for 3 days and 3 nights. Constant wax heating and pouring. There is no real meaning to do this but they just love the feeling of hot wax like no other.

Don't go in there, that's the Hot Haus and it's waxing time.

by Corey Wagner April 15, 2005

45👍 13👎


Sand Haus

Something enthusiastically mentioned by Derrick Whipple (played by Eric Wareheim) during the Jim & Derrick promo for the Adult Swim Beach Party in Panama City Beach. It is never explained what a Sand Haus is exactly, but its primary use is apparently to get real wet up in it. Anything else, one must assume, is secondary.

Yo we're gonna get real wet up in that Sand Haus

by Jürgenbumm May 28, 2010


Big Haus

A person with a big dick

Jamie: Did you heat Cody’s nickname is big haus?
Kim: No, but I want to find out if it’s true

by GangShooter2017 June 8, 2019

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Coffee Haus

where we’re going to celebrate my friend’s birthday tomorrow

happy birthday dd, we gon have fun at coffee haus this sunday i hope you see this

by handlotion42 November 9, 2019