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he is a absolute pm but he is a absolute bellend. All he ever does it talk to teachers about small tiny things that you cant even see. He has a huge obsession with getting muscles and thinks thats its cool. He gets all the girls but is too very picky. He suffers from the burden of living with my son nguyen. A kip hayward is also a boy who is shit at football
I met a absolute bellend today
Oh so you met a kip hayward (better know as special k) today
When you have sex with a girl and cum inside of her and she queefs the cum into a cup and drinks it.
Last night my girl and I did a flight to Hayward.
*stubs toe on chair*
"Ahhhhh what the hayward-express!!"
#wthe
The ultimate human, a form of life often considered to be immortal and unbelievably incredible. Also known as- Goatward, Kingward, and Beautifulnessward.
OMG, there's Robert Hayward, I just creamed
An awesome chap who likes yachting, inventor of modern day massonry.
Panel Member: How could you explain that...
Tony Hayward: I am afraid I do not recollect, I do not know, I was not party to the process, I am afraid I am not an engineer, I am not a scientist I am afraid, I do not recollect.
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When a male's member is so large that it can be bent downward and inserted into his own anus.
"You know what? Fuck you and your shitty East Bay friends. You all can sit around HAYWARD HORSESHOEING yourselves; I'll be in SF."
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An awesome musicians. Lead singer from the Moody Blues. Stoner who uses a lot of blonde hair dye and wears flowery shirts.
Justin Hayward plays a mean guitar.
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