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Face to Headboard Missile

A sexual act in which the male is attempting anal (after coming close but being denied several times). The male positions himself behind the female, puts the tip of his penis in her anus, latches on to her hips, digs in his toes and thrusts for all he is worth. The female will typically shoot off the penis with high velocity, crashing face first into the headboard of the bed, occasionally knocking herself unconscious.

After several attempts and with mounting frustration, T-dizzle launched a face to headboard missile and the relationship was over.

by corbin130 October 22, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


put her through the headboard

when you are hitting it soo hard the girls head bangs the headboard

I put that broad right through my headboard last night

by Jamerz November 26, 2003

51๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992

This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. Itโ€™s awful.

Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018


headboard curls

Rough sex, your head smashes the headboard so hard your hair curls

Damn Amy, how much did you pay for those headboard curls girl? And fuck, get some ice on that forehead

by Fuksohawd March 16, 2016


Headboard Bingo

Multiple couples living in the same house or camping in the same cabin see who can wake up the other couple/couples first the most days during the length of their stay.

Damn they beat us to headboard bingo this morning, Theyโ€™re really going at it huh?โ€

by Real_Slim_Shadyn June 20, 2020