Amber Heard

The act of cumming while shitting on a bed

Did you see what Kevin did last night? He committed Amber Heard while fucking her gf

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amber heard

worst actress ever, lying whore and bitch

friend: omg look at her *points to skank*
other friend: ugh what an amber heard

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Amber Heard

When a person literally shits in a bed.

Friend 1: Dude, I was at Annie’s house and I shit the bed.
Friend 2: Wait, literally or figuratively, what happened?

Friend 1: Dude, I was at Annie’s house and I I pulled an Amber Heard.
Friend 2: Oh my f**cking god, you’re a nasty mother f**cker! What did she say?

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Amber Heard

When you want to take revenge on your partner so you claim they abused you and take a shit on their side of the bed

Me: Bro I left my ex-wife with a massive Amber Heard
Him: What's an Amber Heard?
Me: I left a massive dookie on her bed

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Amber Hearding

To defecate while on something besides a toilet. Phrase was created by Jeff Dougal, when he saw a picture of a Portland Oregon protestor defecating on an upside down police car during a riot. This is because during the Johnny Depp defamation trial, it was disclosed that Amber Heard had left a stool on Johnny's bed.

This is a picture of a woman Amber Hearding a police car.

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Amber Heard

Cockney rhyming slang for taking a turd; i.e. the act of defecation.

"Do you need me for anything? Because I'm off for an Amber Heard."

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Amber Heard

When a women plays a sweet innocent angels and then her lies get exposed and she is publicly exposed.

She said she would never hit me, but when she said she hit me because she was mad. She just got "Amber Heard."

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