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Heffer

Gangster and/or druggie.

Look at her run.

Yep, shes a fast little heffer.

by Orange swirl smoothie October 24, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heffer

Old fisherman or old person.

That Heffer just smiled at me.

by Phail and Dan September 15, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


heffer

a fat

you heffer go eat a heffer

by hi August 19, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heffer

1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.

2. A female cow.
3. A Mary Beth.

"Wow, Mary Beth is such a hypocrite! What a fat heffer!"

by Just Some Bitch April 17, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heffer

A kid who claims to run but rarely ever does, and instead naps often. Also is poor at Statistics

Hey Heffer, did you go for a run today? No I took a nap instead!

by BarryMcCaukener December 7, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heffer

Being compared to Hugh Hefner. A playboy man able to have a woman at any time and/or many women at the same time. Charms ladies with his personality or money, but is not always an attractive guy.

"Dude, I totally scored with two hot chicks last night."
"That's awesome! Man, you are such the heffer."

by information station February 7, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heffer Pen

A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would have been the typing pool.

Take these papers I just signed up to the heffer pen so they can fax them to the home office.

by azdude June 9, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž