A loser that does whatever you tell them to. Emphasis put on the word hench.
Read the definition hench!
Get me a beer Hench.
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hench
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1. having, showing, or able to exert great bodily or muscular power. Often used to describe sick tech-step & hard-step drum and bass tracks.
Pete: The new Technical Itch is bare hench, blud.
Olly: Yeah man, epically hench. FACT!
Olly: Renegade Hardware is gonna be totally hench bruv
Pete: Time to get lean! Ya get me.
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To be massively addled on drugs or alcohol.
Oh my god! You're so henched.
Screw it dude, I'm henched.
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A fat, strong, juicy looking cock.
A dick that is' 'ripped' and veiny. Can hold a girl of any weight because its strong like superman.
Sally 'what are you looking at on google, Tim'
Tim 'just hench cock...'
A sub-ordinate member of a duck gang who does other ducks dirty work, such as harassing pedestrians for crack (corn that is).
I got jumped by this mean hench duck when I went to the bog
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The resulting consequence of a gargantuan lapse in mental coherence, to an extent comparable to the level achieved by the common autist.
The hench goof is such a situational phenomenon, you'll know it when you see it