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similar to an urban myth, but much more classy and easier to slip into conversation. Particularly on msn.
"My weight problem is just a herbal myth!"
"My relationship with my cousin is just a herbal myth!"
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Herbal Jelly is a black coloured slightly bitter form of jelly, made of all natural ingredients. A chinese form of food, it is tasty to some, but others find it too bitter. Honestly to me, it isn't that bad, actually pretty good! Herbal Jelly is said to be a cold food, so eat it in the summer when you need to cool down.
It's found in (usually) chinese stores in forms of a drink, just jelly, and more.
'Hey mom, it's really hot. Can you buy some herbal jelly at the store?'
'I LOOOOVE herbal jelly! Try some!'
Weed, pot, chronic, kill, KB, marijuana, dope...whatever you want to call it. When you say this instead of one of those words, it's more subtle and adds some much needed variety to your pathetic stoner life.
Everyone meet at my house at exactly 4:20 PM on the 20th day of April. Drinks are on the house and so is the herbal refreshment. (sounds high class and refined, doesn't it?)
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The absolute height of sexual prowess, the Herbal Teabag is a process in which a man dunks his scrotum into a vat of runny feces, preferably left in the sun to bake for a few hours, and proceeds to deposit it into the waiting mouth of another.
1. "Dude, Andrew was passed out after the party and I totally gave him an Herbal Teabag."
2. "Man, I think my girlfriend is a freak, she won't stop hounding me for an Herbal Teabag."
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While having sex in the shower with your girl, you pull out and nut in her hair and then use it as shampoo.
Last night my girlfriend got a great herbal essence experience.
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Often referred to as a gathering for homosexuals in which sodomy is performed with several partners giving and receiving simultaneously.
I just got back from an herbal rave and let's just say "tis the season of giving...and receiving."
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A form of revenge involving unscrewing the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing jizz; "a totally orgasmic experience."
"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences."
"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"
"No, but I did."
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