Here

Here is one of the most meaningful words ever. I’m here, present. Present like a gift on Christmas, no. Present like in the moment, in the presence of someone else, or multiple people. This does not mean that my presence isn’t a present. My presence is always a present to all. Being here is very important and special. Being here is like a gift. Hear*ing* is also a gift but not the same. Hear= ear, but here=present. Two questions some have of the word here is “am i really here?, do people want me to be here?”. I will answer those. Yes you are really here. Meaning you are here where you are. Are you here where you not, no. Do people want me to be here? To be honest, probably not. JUST KIDDING, of curse they want you to be here. If they don’t then they are not truly here, meaning being present but not a present. Is being here a honor? Yes, a great honor. Here brings life to all, (especially attendance ). Here can also be a definition, of ATTENDANCE. ATTENDANCE has many definitions, but here is definitely the main one. Let’s not get into ATTENDANCE though, lets go back to HERE! Here, ohhhhh how I love being here. Here has many cousins, did you know that? For example, there, etc. Why do i not list the other, because they are not important. There is here’s BEST FRIEND! There and here grew up together and did everything together! They were always there or here, together forever! Sorry, going back to the meaning. “HERE”, such a fine word. Isn’t it?

I’m right here!

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Hering

-Her-ing
-p.noun, singular,
Etymology: A--- Hering
Date:2010

1 a: Slur referring to a male who is lame gay.

b: Adaptation, to refer strictly to gay males, of "Tool".

2 a: One who qualties of a lame gay with include particularly, but not exclusively:

-hip peircing, will not stand without popping his hip, frequently exclaims his homosexuality without prompt to do so, places himself into stereotyped gay roles without any other reason because its what gays do, utilizes every opportunity for a perverse comment

eg. A-----: Didn't those hip peircings hurt?

Hering: No, shoving metal into my body felt great, Better Than Sex!... Well, not that great.

Joe: Why are you standing like that?

John: What do you mean?

Joe: You're standing with your butt out, and hip popped like a Hering Ass Bitch.

John: Hering my nuts, You're the Hering sucking cock in bathroom.

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buy here pay here

1. A slogan used by car dealerships (or in some cases furniture store) that regularly use predatory loan practices to entice low income earning or individuals with bad credit to enter into high interest rate loans (10% apr on the low end, usually in the neighborhood of 25%). They do this because they unfairly assume the applicants will not be able to pay the loan off so they attempt to extract as much interest as they can from the applicant.
These dealerships also prey heavily on junior enlisted servicemembers, as they know they can definetely have at least 1800 dollars a month they can spend on a car, and get paid regularly. They also rely on the fact that many junior enlisted "boots" make terrible financial decisions.

2. Can be used as a name for the actual store.

1. "Here at Bob's Used Auto Emporium we finance everyone! Good credit, bad credit, no credit we will get YOU in a ride today! Buy here pay here!"

2. Private First Class Jenkins, "Hey man check out this new Camaro I bought! 2015 v6 with 70k miles, only paid 15k!"

Jenkin's Squad leader, "JFC boot.... how much is the interest on it?"

Jenkins,"Ummm, like 23 percent I think?"

SL, "You went to one of those Buy Here Pay Here places didn't you?"

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Here For You

What you say when you're going in your homies. Correction: Going in FOR your homies. Just make sure you logout first.

Also, be careful who you say it to. Can have an unintentionally sweet tone to it, depends on the mood (see below).

Me: "I'm here for you homie."
Homie: "Awwwww, thank you! Just for me?"
Me: "No, I mean I'm here to take you."
Homie: "Oh stop it! 🤭 Just tell me you love me already!"
Me: *visible confusion* "Wut..."
Homie: "Did you buy me a ring yet?! 😘"
Me: *regrets life*

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randy was here

A note found written in various locations by Randy, a character in 'My Name is Earl.'

"Hey! Someone scratched my new mactoolbox by writing randy was here!"

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lookie here

US southern slang. Usually preceded or followed by "now."
It means "listen to what I have to say next, because it is something that you were unware of or had previously been ignoring, much to our chagrin."
or can simply mean "look at this."

Now, lookie here: we don't appreciate that kind of foul language here.

Lookie here now: The way you're cutting them switches is all wrong. Use a sweeping motion.

Lookie here! It's a dodo bird!

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Standing here

I realise, you were just like me trying to make history.

But who's to judge the right from wrong?
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence,
but in the end it has to be this way.

I've carved my own path. You followed your wrath, but maybe we're both the same.

The world has turned.
So many have burned,
BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAME

Yet staring across this barren wasted land I feel new life will be born, beneath the blood stained SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD

Beneath the blood stained SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hey, you ever listen to the "Standing here" song?

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