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Major hewlett

Is a short British officer who at times can have a bad temper and has a weird obsession with his horse may have fucked both of them at some point, he in in turn Washington spies and gets rejected by Anna sadly and hates Simcoe, on the low point just be safe around this British officer because he will kill you by hanging you

"Law order authority" said by Major Hewlett in the show

by Turn Washington Spies September 9, 2017

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Hewlett Packard

Company that makes substandard desktop computers, but has mediocre customer service.

Known for putting cheap proprietary parts (such as underpowered power supplies) in desktop computers so that the parts fail around the time the warranty expires. Forcing customers to either buy overpriced proprietary parts from HP, or buy new PCs.

This is good news for technicians who know of work arounds to repairing Hewlett Packards. Most computers seen at repair shops are, in fact, Hewlett Packards.

However,

Jim bought an Hewlett Packard desktop in July of 2006 and it lasted until exactly after the warranty ran out.

by Majestic Lizard May 13, 2007

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Hewlett Packard

HP, stands for Holy Papathiscomputersucksass

and yes, your laptop power socket will freakin die after a year or two and thus force you to buy a new computer,
Hewlett Packard's desktops aren't entirely disgraceful though

in the area of laptops, Hewlett Packard is about as efficient as dial-up internet

by hw sucks September 14, 2006

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hewlett packard

A phrase in cockney rhyming slang that denotes furniture which is lacquered. Such a quality is desirable for cocaine users as it makes sniffing less strenuous.

Johnny: that table is hewlett packard

by C Milroy April 28, 2006

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Hewlett high school

The drug school... everyone’s got a nicotine addiction

I’m gonna go to Hewlett high school

Oh good luck hope you don’t catch a nicotine addiction

by Lmao school jokes October 27, 2019

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Hewlett

where rich bitches live with there hot boyfriend. you can walk anywhere there. they use ubers everywhere, you can go to school on weekends.

wow,hewletts so lit

by sash245 February 11, 2018


Nylah Hewlett

Nylah is a girl who eat all your cherrys and grapes πŸ™„

Nylah hewlett stop eating my grapes

Shut up I eat wat I want

by James Patterson jr July 20, 2022