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hibernating woodlock

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

by ratwrap February 14, 2023


Hibernal Photoconductor

An interdimensional anomaly insinuating device that is used to destroy all energy, matter, space, and time. Though spreads the user(s) across the spans to parallel existence's. Which can be but not limited too; the past, the future, a differing present, and/or a void plain.

Has multiple uses; including time travel, interdimensional travel, h4x0ring, and removing abandoned heavy-duty offshore oil rigs.

First discovered by the foot fire lighting ninja's, the device throughout the mortal conception of time has been the cause of the destruction of the universe several times. Though with use in alternate dimensions have canceled out the device being used in the current time space. Though some speculate this cannot be known as, if the universe were to suddenly to become nonexistent we would never be one to realize it as our consciousness would also cease to exist. And a different consciousness in a similar parallel universe would continue on with the nonexistence of the other self.

...Extraordinary as it may be, triggered another time paradox in the fourth dimension which counteracted my first time paradox and reinstated the original hibernal photoconductors, and as a direct consequence reinstates much of the story that was previously nullified, but as an end result, nullifies all storyline emanating from the first mention of the mysterious disappearance of the hibernal photoconductor, which is a total...

by Satans Blob, Mako January 23, 2005

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Premature Hibernation

When your laptop automatically goes into hibernation before you get a chance to connect the AC Adapter.

When my low battery warning came up I didn't have enough time to get my AC Adapater unpacked to prevent premature hibernation.

by Gentry Howard March 18, 2008


guilt hibernation

When, after letting a friend down, a person keeps a low profile to avoid the guilt, shame and inevitable abuse

Dude1: You heard from Dave lately?
Dude2: No, he's in guilt hibernation after bailing out of the Primitives gig at the last minute

by bribeasy April 11, 2011


Olympic hibernation

When one religiously watches the Olympic games and fails to do anything else.

"I haven't seen John in a while, where is he?"
"Oh. He went into Olympic hibernation!"

by Sicklaxgoalie February 13, 2010


Psycho Hibernation

A rare phenomenon when a infatuated teenage girl that is also bipolar during the school year suddenly becomes calm, stable, and fun to hang around during the summer hours. This happens most often at small private schools meant to help with learning disorders.

Sam: Man, I hung out with Sophie today
Ben: You mean the super crazy bitch who won't leave Jake alone?
Sam: Yeah man, she was really chill today, must be going through Psycho Hibernation

by S3pirion June 8, 2015


stoner hibernation

ston•er hi•ber•na•tion

/ˈstoʊ.nɚ haɪ.bɚˈneɪ.ʃən/

the dormant state a stoner goes into after consuming too much THC

John: did you see the game yesterday?

Max: nah I ate too many edibles in the morning and ended up in stoner hibernation all day

by TheTallestPsychonaut July 20, 2023