high school hierarchy

Jocks
They date each other, hang out with each other. Sometimes cheerleader girls will hang out with girls who play other sports, like volleyball, gymnastics, or track. But jocks very rarely expand their social circles.

Music Kids
They're "hipsters" who play in the band or sing in the chorus or both, and take music very seriously. They take extra music classes, do the play and musical, and only hang out with each other.

Druggies
They generally hang out in some remote area of the parking lot before, after, and during school. They don't do much.

Sluts
These are the girls that crave attention, usually in the form of male Facebook likes, and then complain about creepers on their bikini/cleavage shot.

Ghetto
They are generally black or Hispanic. They talk loud, wear clothing that is much too tight, act uneducated, and Typee Lykee Diss .

Preps
Excellent grades, athletic, ambitious. They are the ones who came to public school after a private Catholic school. They make friends with the popular kids.

Nerds
Not necessarily smart, these kids love hanging out in their rooms with a video game. Sometimes they get good grades, but not always.

Goths
They hate the mainstream, just like music kids, but goths hate music kids too because they just hate everyone. They stay below the radar and sit in the corner.

Loners
They don't have any friends. They are often used by others for a quick laugh. They are bitter wallflowers. They either look down on others or are afraid of others.

Cheerleader: Hey, look at that weird loner kid.
Jock: OMG what if he shoots us all. Man, that would suck.
Prep: He gets all D-'s!
Music Kid: He doesn't even take band...his situation is dire.
Nerd: I won't even talk to him. He's at the bottom of the high school hierarchy.
Goth: Me, either.
Ghetto: Girl you know I ain't touchin that nutcase.
Slut: I'd fuck him if he would just like my profile picture already.
Skater: Dude, lay off him. He just needs a good batch and he'll be all set.

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The Australian cunt hierarchy

There is the hierarchy of cunts in Australia, starting from the bottom which is a gay cunt which is used in a derogatory way, next is a sick cunt which is a very high honour to receive and means you are loose, cool and people love you. At the top of the Australian cunt hierarchy is mad cunt. If you are a mad cunt you are the best thing to ever come out of Australia and if you're a mad cunt you definitely get laid at least twice per day.

"Old mate Stefan chugged three crates of piss ands doing free lap dances"

"No way. Stefans mad cunt!! He's at the top fucking rung of the Australian cunt hierarchy."

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Fast Growing Hierarchy

The fast growing hierarchy (shortened to FGH) is a method of defining large numbers. It takes in two inputs.

We define f(0,n) = n+1. For example: f(0,3) = 4. Next step is iteration. f(1,n) is f(0,f(0...f(0,n)...)) where f(0,...) is iterated n times. For example, f(1,2) = f(0,f(0,2)) = 4. Same rules for f(m,n).

Now let's define what ordinals are. Very simplified, they're a kind of infinity.
Consider this: |||....|

This has infinite sticks, but there's a 1st stick, 2nd stick... the last stick is the ωth stick. You can have ω+1, ω+2, ω+3 etc too. For our purposes, a limit ordinal is an ordinal that has no finite part at the end (so ω+3 is not a limit ordinal but ω×3 is.).

So how can we use this within FGH? We need to define a fundamental sequence (FS). An FS is the steps we take to reach a new limit ordinal. So the FS for ω is 0,1,2... and for ω×2 it's ω,ω+1,ω+2...
We can write this as: ωn = n, ω×2n = ω+n, ω^2n = ω×n and so on. There are more ordinals, but it'll do for our purposes.

This is not the only system for an FS. There's more, but I cannot fit it in an entry.

Now consider an ordinal α. Now FGH can be defined concretely:
for f(α,n):
if α is 0, it is n+1.
if α is not a limit ordinal, it is f(α-1,f(α-1...f(α-1,n)...)) where f(α-1,...) is iterated n times.
if α is a limit ordinal, it is f(αn,n).

Let's do an example: f(ω,3) = f(3,3) = f(2,f(2,f(2,3))). I know that f(2,n) = n×2^n, so it's 1.804356 × 10^15151336, which is HUGE! Imagine how large f(ω,10) is.

Graham's Number is approximately equal to f(ω+1,3) within the Fast Growing Hierarchy.

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Socio-Sexual Hierarchy

A categorical system separating male personality types into ranks based on patterns of behavior. It classifies men using social status, interactions with others, and inclinations. Containing six male types (Alpha, Sigma, Beta, Delta, Gamma, and Omega), the SSH helps us understand how men fit into different societal roles.

Our place in the SSH depends on how we perceive ourselves compared to others. The most common factors include physical appearance, status and wealth, personality traits, social skills, cultural norms, and confidence.

Grasping the SSH ensures that every man is utilized to maximum effect in organizations, preventing both interpersonal and logistical issues as well as avoiding overlapping functions, redundancy, and critical failure.

The SSH is fractal. Being an Alpha in one group of men does not therefore mean you are an Alpha in every group with which you come in contact. One also can’t decide what rank he is by sheer desire, but should look to others' knowledge of his behavior when determining where he stands.

The SSH is exclusively designed to understand the dynamics at play between men. Using it to distinguish between women would be futile as they have a far more mercurial hierarchy that is impossible to discern (even for them). Rather, use the SSH to accurately determine where you stand as a man so that you can optimize your interactions with the opposite sex.

The SSH is a concept created by Vox Day going back at least as far as 2010.

"I have five candidates for a female secretary for Jim. I was thinking of hiring this one."
"What!? Don't you know anything about the Socio-Sexual Hierarchy!? Jim is a total alpha! Plus he's married! That candidate's an absolute fox! We'd be fools to think he won't cheat with her sometime down the line!"

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high school sports hierarchy

The ranking system that makes football cool and golf...well...not so cool.

Damn that high school sports hierarchy!

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high school sports hierarchy

The ranking system of sports that are cool to not-so-cool.

Football, Lacrosse
Basketball, Soccer
Baseball, Volleyball
Hockey, Swimming
Wrestling, Track
Cross Country, Tennis
Golf, Bowling

Football and Lacrosse are at the top of "coolness" on the high school sports hierarchy.

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high school sports hierarchy

The law in high school that states all lacrosse, football, baseball, basketball, hockey, soccer players and Track/XC Runners are the coolest people in high school and get all the hot chicks.

Im a Track/XC runner and i get hot chick # 1

Hey you lacrosse player you can have hot chick # 2, and Football QB u can have all the rest!

Soccer player: You over there what sport do you play?

Kid: None

Soccer player: Oh then ur not cool at all

Baseball player talking to basketball player: I love this high school sports hierarchy because we are so cool and the chicks dig us!

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