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a class i which the teacher always says "thank you, thank you, jeffery thank you, yes yes thank you
teacher:what is history
jeffery:something that happened in the past
teacher:thank you, thank you, yes yes jeffery thank you
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History is what the Japanese word hi-su-to-ri sounds like. A real word, it is short for hysterics, usually utterd when someone loses his cool and makes an un necessary outburst.
It is spoken without inflection, or you become Hi-su-to-ri too!
Hey, that is my pizza!
History! (Hi-su-to-ri!) Just get another one from the box!
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1)A helpful course, usually taught in school, where students learn that Hitler was bad and jackshit else.
2) What you must frequently erase to hide your porn tracks.
Dude! I can't believe you asked if Stalin was still alive in history class! He's been dead hundreds of years!
Screw having to clean my history, I'm using kazaa for my downloading needs.
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1. An argument for the cause of the present.
2. The study of man’s previous disasters, taught to ensure that future generations will never make the embarrassing mistake of repeating them, but will instead set about making new and even more complicated blunders.
3. The study of catastrophic events and the assholes that caused them. While preparing for an historical exam, one should note that any individual mentioned in the assigned textbook who was responsible for the death of at least a quarter of a million people, is probably worth mentioning on the test.
History is in itself an example.
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The tale of how many different nations, from all across the world, gained their independence from Great Britain.
This country used to be part of Britain, but it's independent now.
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The worlds most boring school subject
Yo i brought gun to history class to oof the teacher
POPPY:I WANY TO TIME TRAVEL BACK TO THE PAST
RIA:LEARN HISTORY