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a handjob given using the motion one might use to remove the lid from a jar
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A woman or man who is proficient at the art of the hand job.
"Hey Jim, how'd it go last night with Stacy?"
"Eh."
"What happened?"
"She's no HJ Artist. It was like she was shucking corn."
"Ouch."
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The act of receiving a handjob while being passed out or asleep.
Brock got drunk the other night, he passed out and my girlfriend gave him a lazy hj and he woke up.
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A person that gives handjobs very often.
A person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.
Rob: This ice cream is damn good bish!
Bill: Oh fuck man there is an hj bandit over there!
Rob: Cover yourself.
Bill: *Making gasm sounds*
Rob: NO!!!! I was too late!!!!!
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A stereotypically fugly Hungry Jack's employee. Usually found working on the drive-through so as to keep more distance between it and the customer.
"Check out HJ Rancid there in the drive-through."
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A very sloppy and tired Hand Job. It is what happens when you are getting a Hand Job from an out of shape person.
"Hey Dude, did you hook up with that fat chick last night?"
"Yeah, and she gave me a loose-HJ, it was terrible."
"Damn dude that sucks."
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