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what black santa says b4 he breaks into your house to steal your toys/wife.
Black Santa: ho ho ho mofo i gots your wife!
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When Rain screws you by missing rain spins above and below your reel. Alternatively, when you are on crazy mode and you are the only ones pulling on rain spins.
Man, I just got Ho-Ho-HOED!!
During the Christmas season when there is a Rain spin above and below the reel you are on every round. Alternatively, when you are on Crazy Mode and your team is the only ones pulling rain spins.
A department-store Santa with a disgraceful hairdo-malfunction.
If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!
The three sex workers who hang out with St. Nicholas at Yuletide.
The association of St. Nick as the patron saint of sex workers is a long one. Supposedly, the original legend was that St. Nicholas was a bishop who lived a few hundred years after Christ. A poor man with three daughters had few other options than to sell them into prostitution (so three hos: ho ho ho!) because that other (and nastier) sex-for-money scam, heterosexual marriage, would require that he pay money he doesn't have for a wedding for each of them. Presumably St. Nick paid for the wedding by anonymously throwing a bag of coins through the window. By the time of the third engagement, the father began to become curious and started watching the window to determine who was paying for all of this - so St. Nick outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of gold through the chimney.
Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.
An expression father christmas uses to sluts hame little children. (hoe hoe hoe).
"I want a vibrator for christmas" the 5 year old yelled in pure exitement.
"you sure are a little ho, ho, ho"
Someone who is Asian who says something such as, "I'll give you 20 bucks if you eat that." But then never does. Usually with the name Chelsea.
Look at that ching chong ho ho ho! That bitch owes me 20 bucks!