Hodge

An awkward person, who spends most of his/her time studying, tripping over things, making jokes that no one laughs at, and going to piano lessons. Short for Hadji

Summer Y. is the biggest hodge in America

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Hodged

When a new administrator comes in and changes everything, pissing everyone off.

Dude, your school was Hodged.

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hodged

27.9; when you are skeeted out of ANYTHING; when you are tricked into giving something and then lied to about receiving something in return; being such a good dj that you literally become god in some countries; one-upping someone in reverse (i.e. he said $325/oz, fine then ill do $323); bluffing bullshit prices until your custies agree to pay it

so i was weighin him out an 8th, but he looked away--3.4. you got hodged.
the window man at mcdonald's gives you an extra large fry, two fries short. when did hodge start working at mcdonald's?
...whaaaat? hahaha

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Hodge

A Total Nazi, especially in the field of Math

Damn, that guy is being a total Hodge right now.

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Hodge

A "Hodge" is a person who, for no apparent reason, leaves a social gathering or event in a mood. Often refering the members of said social gathering as "Dick heads".

Someone angrily walks out of a poker session, calling everyone a dick head and slamming the door on the way out.
Everone else: "What a Hodge".

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hodges

a hodges AKA (fodges, podges)is known as moving in and grabbing the neck of a girl to kiss and the girl simply ducking from the attempt.

man 1: ooh i went to snog that becky but then she did a hodges on me

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Hodge

The act of pooping, number 2 or Defecate.

I got a hodge brewing, find me a bathroom!

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