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A term used when someone does something seemingly impossible or just plain awesome. The witnesses should then proceed to hold the persons dick.
Just smoked a bowl during my graduation ceremony!.....HOLD MY DICK!!!!
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What one gay man says to another gay man when preparing to fight someone.
Gay #1: Maggie said it looks like a bus ran over your face this morning.
Gay #2: That bitch! Hold my purse.
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To hold someone’s dick or fuck off
A: You have a really big attitude today
B: Hold my piece asshole
When "hold my beer" isn't enough.
Your letting the people around you that your gonna do some Worldstar level shit
Yo phill, hold my AK. I'm gonna shit on the subway.
The lady like/classy way of saying "Hold my beer" which is a precursor for a drunk story, video that ends up on Tosh.O, or metaphorically trying to one up something or someone.
USA: We had a crazy election
France: Hold my wine.
A very good comeback to an insult when you have nothing else to say
brian: what the fuck are those on your feet!
dave: hold my cock
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Referring to a situation in which a female is about to enter into a fight, and she proceeds to take off her earings, handing them to her friend.
Girl, this bitch is asking for a beat down....hold my gold.
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