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Composer and pianist for Team Starkid, a musical theatre troupe from Michigan. He's written the music for several original musicals, such as Gibson Fleck, Me & My Dick, Doppelganger, and A Very Potter Musical.
Has also starred on Broadway (Young Frankenstein, 2011-2012). Other talents include acting, singing, improv comedy, directing, music directing, music arranging, and melting your heart with his smile. Also known as Wizard God to the Starkid fans, who recognize him as the new Chuck Norris. He thinks he can't dance but everyone knows it's not true.
A.J. Holmes likes Sweeney Todd and Phish. He does not like CATS or chives.
A.J. Holmes knows how much wood the woodchuck can chuck.
The boogeyman checks under his bed for A.J. Holmes.
A.J. Holmes played The Game and won.
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A shit dick that's interested only in self promotion through plagiarism, and snapping many pictures with somewhat attractive women. The Troy Holm also makes various claims to fame surrounding pop culture, and historical events, all claims are in fact untrue. Troy Holm has no discernible talents, or other endearing value, this may be the reason for the constant stealing.
Troy Holm decided to copy material from World Class Comedian Doug Stanhope and pass if off as his own in a blog. When Doug became aware of the slug known as Troy Holm, he exposed his crimes to his blood thirsty fan base.
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A greeting, typically between Chicano Americans. Roughly equivalent to "wazzup?"/"whassup?"/"whutup?"
Orale holmes! Did ju get down with that girl last night?
"Shardlock Holmes" is a methhead that investigates to find the inconsiderably small amounts of meth that mysteriously dropped to the ground from the previous meth smoking session. In most cases Shardlock is more than often deceived by other bits of shit (that would look like shards if you were fucking high enough) on the ground, the perpetrator is often glass, wax, popcorn or skin that his druggie friends picked off themselves. His endeavours could be compared to "methscapades" or "carpet farming" all equally frowned upon in the Jib Tech Warrior Nation. His profession is dangerous and will slowly drive him insane.
Holmes is not famous for his acute sense of logical reasoning, it seems he'll never be sober enough to see that the magnifying glass he found doesn't truly make a difference.
Will Shardlock Holmes ever solve the mystery of the last lost shard?
Jib Tech Warrior #1 : Shit man, we're out of jib.
Jib Tech Warrior #2: No man, we dropped like a fucken... 10 on my bed lets fucking take out my mom's comb and it'll be like an excavation site !!!! LOOK THERE'S A SHARD !
Jib Tech Warrior #1: That's a piece of salt from the pretzels you were eating earlier. I swear if you start investigating for fucking "shards" again and being Shardlock Holmes I'll take my pipe and leave.
A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.
"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
Any girl who innocently takes on the role of "beard" to hide a man's homosexuality.
Katie Holmes is a poor, unsuspecting beard for Tom's pathetic
attempt to mask his obvious inner West-Hollywood queen.
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A dirty scammer, "feminist" fuck, embodying what feminists shouldn't be, a fucking crook.
Person 1: I love Elizabeth Holmes, she is so cool, and a feminist, she helps people
Person 2: She scammed the Theranos investors, yup, thats cool!!!
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