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actual holy crap

A rare toilet phenomenon that draws crowds from all corners of the house and potentially the entire neighbourhood but keeps cisterns and pumps inactive for days.

An 'actual holy crap' has a golden glow. When one gazes upon it's beauty a choir of angels start to sing. However what really seperates this piece of poo from the others is simply miraculous.

An 'actual holy crap' unlike it's cousin the floater which just floats on the water seemingly walks across the water. In fact it almost skips!

An 'actual holy crap' does not have any political will but does have strong opinions on global issues.

An 'actual holy crap' may feign being camera shy but scientists have discovered they crave attention.

Sadly 'actual holy craps' have a short lifespan due to their abhorrent smell and suicidal tendencies.

"Have you heard about that angelic piece of crap on the news? They're saying the little fella walks on water and he has a golden glow!"....."Now that's an actual holy crap"

by sunshiyong November 23, 2010

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Holy Crap - Handles

The Handles that are sometimes on the inside roof of a car. Normally found toward the front. You'll grab these handles and say 'Holy Crap!' Or something similar upon a sudden shock in a car, such as hard braking, or sudden turns.

Bob: "Yo check out my Wheels!"
Car spins out
Rob: "HOLY CRAP" *Grabs Holy Crap - Handles*

by HOLY@CRAP June 18, 2011


holy crap in a peanut

wut master shake says when he falls in a hole and sees all these skulls

holy crap in a peanut! monsters!

by yo yo yo da fizzlin shizzlin December 31, 2004

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Holy Crap O Rama

An expression of extreme surprise or shock. A cavalcade of excitement..

Holy Crap O Rama, that twister is headed right in our direction.

by MDiver July 2, 2012


holy crap im in fortnite

Peter:Omg this is so freaking epic

Donald trump: Hello peter welcome to fortnite

holy crap im in fortnite

by Holy crap im in fortnite December 16, 2022


holy crapping fuck case

an original curse word you say when you really mean something

N: Wow holy crapping fuck case, we just finished the movie, and there is no way I'm sleeping tonight!

Y: Hahahahahah nice cursing

N: Hahahaha I try to be original with my cursing

by Y: nc7r89e0w3olah January 11, 2010

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holy freakin crap

an expression used to explain when something is insanely cool,scary,wierd,odd,funny,bizzare,or just plain awesome.

"HOLY FREAKIN CRAP!! Did you see that???!!!"

by xerinx August 25, 2007