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Subtract the bed add the clothes subtract the kids and the house now whatcha got NOTHINGGGG.
My wife just kicked me out now only thing I have is homelessness
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Noun: The act of being homeless, i.e laying in an alley to rest. Caused by the ingestion of too much liquor or other substance such as marijuana, crack, pcp, etc.
Joel: Damn look at River sleeping there he is homelessing again....
River: Leave me alone im tired and need to sleep
Joel: River! This is where you have been sleeping the last three weeks!
River: I,ve lost all communication with the outside world. Now give me a hit, homeslessing is the new trend in this day and age.
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The people who failed in life and hate to work. They can be found in streets. In the winter many of them die in the cold. People in the Christian religion usually try to help them by making a donating station, but only very few of them do.
A homeless doesn't like to work and therefore, they can't buy a house.
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Homeless - adj., the act of doing something that makes one appear to not have a home. In this sense it is said at the time the action is committed (or later to reflect) for maximum effect.
"Hi Honey, how was work?"
"Not great. I was emptying my paper shredder and accidentally spilled the all the paper infront of my co-workers."
"That's turrible."
"Yea I felt really HOMELESS picking up all that paper.
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Homeless has taken on a new meaning. It's new meaning: Homeless: Cool, tight,
ex; That blowjob was homeless!
Check out his new ride, it's homeless.
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Temporarily or permanently rejected man, aka husband or boyfriend, who has failed to live up to previously agreed-upon behavior. Homelessness can occur at any time when the man utters the following word: cunt, or when the man does any combination of the following: removes his wedding ring for a period of greater than 5 days; makes unreasonable demands for large sums of money; lies repeatedly; refuses to perform any and all household tasks; or strikes the woman in any way.
Jesus Christ, can you believe he's living at his Dad's again? Dude's fucking homeless.
Man, he needs to get it together- he had everything going for him and now he's homeless.
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A bum.
A wino.
A liberal word, used by effeminate liberals instead of the word "bum."
All good effeminate liberals call bums homeless. By doing this, they can can whine, "Oh, let's all help the homeless," just like the people of San Francisco. They said let's build homes and put all the homeless people inside them. Then nobody will be homeless. Ooh, aren't we good liberals? Barack O'Bama will love us!
So the liberals built homes. Then they went out on the streets and collected all the bums and put them in the homes. See, no more homeless!
Now, the San Francisco coppers have discovered that all those people on the streets who piss on the sidewalk and shit in the gutter and throw muscatel bottles on your front porch have addresses. They aren't homeless.
See, aren't those San Francisco liberals nice? They've spent over 100 million taxpayer dollars, but there are no more homeless people in San Francisco!
Just bums.
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