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When you double handed choke a girl while having sex in missionary so it resembles homer strangling bart
Last night got naughty, I gave her the homer Simpson while I ploughed through her in the hotel bed.
This is a text drawing of Homer Simpson
(_8(|) <- Homer Simpson
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To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20
Rod: Wait we cant leave till the pastor says
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning
The greatest idiot alive who also is a god which can never die and cursed his town with staying their current ages forever.
Person 1: I’m Homer Simpson, I sleep too much and I’m fat.
Person 2: Stop joking around. You are an idiot anyways guy.. or are you Homer Simpson?
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The act of wanting to eat after sex.
*private business in room*
guy: oh man, i could go for a sandwich right now
girl: you're such a homer simpson.
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