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(Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor:(
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Overtime without pay coming from a job that doesn't pay in the first place.
This is not me talking; it's a scientific fact: Homework is BAD for your health.
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That which sucks.
Also: That which is used as an excuse to surf the web.
"Mom can I use our computer. I need to play counter...Uh...I mean I need to do homework."
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the stuff teachers give kids to torture them and take away from important after school things like sports, sleeping, TV, and friends
Jack: Dude, you look totally wiped out. Where were you yesterday?
Alex: Mr. O gave out a 10 page history paper for homework, so I couldn't go to the movies
Jack: Why would he do that?
Alex: Teachers have no soul
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A device invented by cruel adults who think that kids don't have anything to do in life so they need to be kept busy with pointless assignments that they won't remember the next day.
Teacher: These kids look bored. Hmmm... I know! I'll give them a 7 page essay and 500 pages of reading for homework due tomorrow!! This way they will have something to do after they come home from 7 hours of torture! I'm sure they'll thank me some day evil laugh
Numerous uses:
1) Quality dog food.
2) Given to students to be done after 6 MOTHER F***ING HOURS OF SCHOOL TIME ANYWAYS....
*ahem*
3) An excuse to invite your girlfriend/boyfriend over
1) Come here boy, I have something for you...
2) (Teacher) And after you have reviewed units 1-53, please finish pages 23 to 79.
3) Hey, want to come over to do *Homework*?
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