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Honesty Caption

A caption for a photo posted on social media that is characterized by honest and/or sincere expression, as opposed to attempts at cleverness and/or witticism. Invented by Canadian world traveler Laya Polowin circa 2015.

Caption: this is a picture of me sitting on my bed because I look good. Also, I’m bored.

Me: that is a true honesty caption.

by Kim Jong Uno January 3, 2018

11πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Radical Honesty

An absurd and possibly dangerous concept/cult where it's believers have a total rationalized license to verbally abuse those they wish to alienate from their lives. It is used selectively by some and wholly by others. If you've read the books or paid hundreds or thousands of dollars for the workshops, then you have even more license to be cruel and you will be taken more seriously by the other Radically Honest Cult Members. There is no place for diplomacy or kindness if you're a believer.

Wife: "Honey, do I look fat?"
Husband: "Yes bitch, you look hella fat because you ARE fat!"

Johnny: "Mommy, do like this drawing I lovingly made for you?"
Mom: "No. It's ugly, I hate it, you need art lessons ASAP, son!"

I'm just giving you some Radical Honesty! F off if you can't dig it! It's just how I roll, yo!

by ladypimpslap March 11, 2011

34πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Brutal Honesty

Telling the truth bluntly and rudely, without considering feelings.

While often considered an unlikeable trait, brutal honesty is not inherently bad.

Do you need an opinion on something, but don't want the person to lie, lest they make you feel bad? Ask your brutally honest friend. Brutal honesty is also helpful for getting through to people who live in their own little fantasy world.

For example, in shows such as Kitchen Nightmares and Hell's Kitchen, do you think Gordon Ramsay would be taken seriously (or be even remotely successful in his goals) if he was polite? Probably not. But here's something to ponder: He actually IS very polite in person, and when someone genuinely wants to improve, he supports them fully; he just doesn't beat around the bush and tells it like it is, because that's what some people need to hear.

Brutal Honesty is not a bad thing

by Someone who kinda exists November 26, 2022


honesty hour

Usually comes about on a Sunday, an "Honesty Hour" is used to describe a period of time when male friends get together and openly admit which female friends they would kidnap, lock in a basement and father children on.

1. Forget the shopping, I'm off to honesty hour
2. God, that honesty hour got out of hand
3. Wade: "Imagine if the Police bugged our house and recorded our honesty hour"
Nic: "We would all be going to jail for rape and murder"

by TGR Online October 1, 2009

40πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


Brutal Honesty

What guys use to get you to look over the fact that they're being total and complete assholes

Man: Talking to you is so frustrating
Woman: Wow that was a jerk move
Man: It was brutal honesty, babe.

Woman: Oh okay, never mind then! :D

by Oliver Woodstock October 13, 2011

14πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


honesty sex

When it’s sad hour and you spill all the tea and then have sex with your best friend

(1)One best friend: β€œLet’s have sad hour”
Other best friend : β€œ Ok, but then we can have honesty sex”
(1): β€œwhat’s that?”
(2) β€œLets look it up on urban dictionary”

by Svetlana November 25, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


honesty box

a reference to a girl's "box" or pussy, usually that of a virgin or any girl that's very prude.

I almost got into Jessica's honesty box last night until she went all prude and said we should only make out.

by cuthbert garrison April 17, 2008

16πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž