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Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.
"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"
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a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood
that chick has a hoodwinker
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When you thought a guy was cut and then he pulls it out and he’s uncircumcised. But... he starts getting hard and the head starts coming out and the tip is just winking at you.
I went home with nick and I got totally hoodwinked. He was uncut and the turtle neck slowly came down and it winked at me.
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gay idiot who uses time to look up things in a dictionary. homosexual
a homesexual person who uses time to write things in a dictionary.
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A women who appears naturally beautiful but you soon realized everything is fake and she starts showing her true self (reference scene from the cinematic masterpiece "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"). A Hoodwink Ho typically uses more than 5 beauty enhancing products at a time.....hair extensions, false lashes, padded bra, lip filler, botox, etc....
That bitch peeled off her hair, lashes, and body parts last night. She was a damn Hoodwink Ho.
The mindset among people who have abandoned physical media in favor of streaming services like Netflix and Prime Video, where if a movie is not on any streaming services and is inaccessible outside dvds or piracy, it might as well be lost media. Named after the 2005 film Hoodwinked! which has been called Lost Media by users on Twitter
That movie isn't lost media, I have it on DVD! Oh well, another case of the Hoodwinked Effect